Scumbag Brain

Could use dreams to experience sex with anyone, anywhere Gives you awkwardly sexy nightmares about family members... Caption 4 goes here

Could use dreams to experience sex with anyone, anywhere Gives you awkwardly sexy nightmares about family members...  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Slight heavy feeling in left arm? Muscle twitches? Probably having a stroke

Slight heavy feeling in left arm? Muscle twitches? Probably having a stroke  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have to give a speech for the class Makes you feel confident with yourself until you actually get up there

Knows you have to give a speech for the class Makes you feel confident with yourself until you actually get up there  Scumbag Brain

Can't remember anything you learned in university Hasn't played legend of zelda for 10 years, can still beat perfectly from memory

Can't remember anything you learned in university Hasn't played legend of zelda for 10 years, can still beat perfectly from memory   Scumbag Brain

remembers sandwich in work fridge at 4:58 forgets at 5:00

remembers sandwich in work fridge at 4:58 forgets at 5:00  Scumbag Brain

Oh you feel stressed? Here, have cold sores and diarrhea

Oh you feel stressed? Here, have cold sores and diarrhea  Scumbag Brain

Remember how you didn't have to poop when we left the house? I Lied

Remember how you didn't have to poop when we left the house? I Lied  Scumbag Brain

Wants to snooze for hours every morning Rise and shine its 9am Saturday

Wants to snooze for hours every morning Rise and shine its 9am Saturday  Scumbag Brain

Watching a movie? Let's sleep Trying to sleep? Nah, maybe later

Watching a movie? Let's sleep Trying to sleep? Nah, maybe later  Scumbag Brain

Makes you wanna poop Also gives you an erection

Makes you wanna poop Also gives you an erection  Scumbag Brain
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