Scumbag Brain

Say "ow" after bumping into something Didn't even hurt

Say

Oh, You like this song? Let me associate a horrible memory with it

Oh, You like this song? Let me associate a horrible memory with it  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just cut up some chillies? On an unrelated note: Your eye's pretty itchy, huh?

Oh, you just cut up some chillies? On an unrelated note:
Your eye's pretty itchy, huh?  Scumbag Brain

Naked in a sauna with 10 other men? Here, have a random boner

Naked in a sauna with 10 other men? Here, have a random boner  Scumbag Brain

I see you have goopy stuff all over your hands. Here, have a free nose itch.

I see you have goopy stuff all over your hands. Here, have a free nose itch.  Scumbag Brain

Tries to sleeep "Hey, remember that AskReddit post from earlier?"

Tries to sleeep

Preparing habanero peppers Hey, I think your eye is suddenly getting itchy.

Preparing habanero peppers Hey, I think your eye is suddenly getting itchy.  Scumbag Brain

You want to get over a girl you fell hard for but got rejected. Well that's too fucking bad.

You want to get over a girl you fell hard for but got rejected.  Well that's too fucking bad.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're trying to sleep? Let's think about being buried alive.

Oh you're trying to sleep? Let's think about being buried alive.   Scumbag Brain

Could dream about anything in your wildest fantasies Dreams about going to school with no clothes on

Could dream about anything in your wildest fantasies Dreams about going to school with no clothes on   Scumbag Brain
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