Scumbag Brain

Having the best sex ever with new gf ? scream your ex's name

Having the best sex ever with new gf ? scream your ex's name  Scumbag Brain

Time for sleep after enduring a painful night battling sleepiness for an all-nighter Now wide awake

Time for sleep after enduring a painful night battling sleepiness for an all-nighter Now wide awake   Scumbag Brain

Friends with benefits? You should probably start having feelings for her now

Friends with benefits? You should probably start having feelings for her now  Scumbag Brain

Oh you broke your nose? Here, let me make your nose extremely itchy.

Oh you broke your nose? Here, let me make your nose extremely itchy.    Scumbag Brain

Comfortable in the best comfort there is you have ever felt in bed hey its only 6pm on a Friday

Comfortable in the best comfort there is you have ever felt in bed hey its only 6pm on a Friday  Scumbag Brain

Spends 10 minutes pooping forgets to pee

Spends 10 minutes pooping forgets to pee   Scumbag Brain

Before Test: Dude you totally know this material your going to ace this! During Test: Oh sorry bro, guess you don't know it...

Before Test: Dude you totally know this material your going to ace this! During Test: Oh sorry bro, guess you don't know it...  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're getting sick of that song? I'll just repeat it over and over until you feel suicidal

Oh, you're getting sick of that song? I'll just repeat it over and over until you feel suicidal  Scumbag Brain

Repairs computer for 7 hours waits until you finish to give you a searing migraine

Repairs computer for 7 hours waits until you finish to give you a searing migraine  Scumbag Brain

Oww, you have an exam? Sounds like a good time to take a shit, lol.

Oww, you have an exam? Sounds like a good time to take a shit, lol.  Scumbag Brain
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