Scumbag Brain

Fantasizes about your ex with your other ex

Fantasizes about your ex with your other ex  Scumbag Brain

Alright, it's your turn to give your presentation in front of the class BONER

Alright, it's your turn to give your presentation in front of the class BONER  Scumbag Brain

Sets alarm Incorporates it into dream

Sets alarm Incorporates it into dream  Scumbag Brain

thinks depressing, paranoid, obsessive thought repeats thought over and over for hours/days

thinks depressing, paranoid, obsessive thought repeats thought over and over for hours/days   Scumbag Brain

Aunt tells me that she nearly died twice while hospitalized "Third time's the charm"

Aunt tells me that she nearly died twice while hospitalized

Gives you confidence to talk to hot girls Doesn't give you anything to say

Gives you confidence to talk to hot girls Doesn't give you anything to say  Scumbag Brain

Hey Bro, just got dumped and having trouble sleeping? let's imagine her banging different guys, that should calm your nerves

Hey Bro, just got dumped and having trouble sleeping? let's imagine her banging different guys, that should calm your nerves  Scumbag Brain

Hey it would be cool to have sex in your dream 5 minutes before alarm goes off

Hey it would be cool to have sex in your dream 5 minutes before alarm goes off  Scumbag Brain

Body is sick, time to workout Body is healthy, time to make excuses

Body is sick, time to workout Body is healthy, time to make excuses   Scumbag Brain

Chose to be an atheist because of logic and reason. Spells it "athiest".

Chose to be an atheist because of logic and reason. Spells it
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