Scumbag Brain

5 min nap on the couch during the day sleep tonight? why? you're good til at least sunrise...

5 min nap on the couch during the day sleep tonight? why? you're good til at least sunrise...  Scumbag Brain

Apologizing to your girlfriend? Suddenly reminds you of the funniest joke you've ever heard

Apologizing to your girlfriend? Suddenly reminds you of the funniest joke you've ever heard  Scumbag Brain

Feel like you've gotten over your Ex from a year ago? How about a dream of all the good times you had together?

Feel like you've gotten over your Ex from a year ago? How about a dream of all the good times you had together?  Scumbag Brain

Hey, remember all that stuff you wanted to do after work? Let's just forget all of it.

Hey, remember all that stuff you wanted to do after work? Let's just forget all of it.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you are taking a personal day off to relax? Here, let me wake you at 5 AM so you have more time to do shit.

Oh, you are taking a personal day off to relax? Here, let me wake you at 5 AM so you have more time to do shit.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you want to go to sleep? Lets think about every horror movie you've ever seen

Oh you want to go to sleep? Lets think about every horror movie you've ever seen  Scumbag Brain

Fall Asleep watching tv Goto bed, can't sleep

Fall Asleep watching tv Goto bed, can't sleep  Scumbag Brain

prefers denial to dealing with reality

prefers denial to dealing with reality  Scumbag Brain

day: fall asleep within seconds night: stare at ceiling for 3 hours

day: fall asleep within seconds night: stare at ceiling for 3 hours  Scumbag Brain

Wait for Skyrim all day START FEELING TIRED 30 MINS BEFORE IT UNLOCKS

Wait for Skyrim all day START FEELING TIRED 30 MINS BEFORE IT UNLOCKS  Scumbag Brain
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