Scumbag Brain

I see you're talking to that girl you like This boner will let her know you're interested in her

I see you're talking to that girl you like This boner will let her know you're interested in her  Scumbag Brain

Oh, someone else is yawning? yawn. right now.

Oh, someone else is yawning? yawn. right now.  Scumbag Brain

During job interview: "ahhh... because umm... reasons i guess?" after interview: "due to perfectly worded, well thought-out, and concise reason"

During job interview:

Oh, you have a little blemish? rather than leaving it alone to heal, lets pick at it until you are left with a lovely scar

Oh, you have a little blemish? rather than leaving it alone to heal, lets pick at it until you are left with a lovely scar  Scumbag Brain

Turns the light off to walk upstairs Remembers every horror film you've ever seen

Turns the light off to walk upstairs Remembers every horror film you've ever seen  Scumbag Brain

Get back together With your ex

Get back together With your ex  Scumbag Brain

just put on fresh, clean clothes after a long, refreshing shower have to poop

just put on fresh, clean clothes after a long, refreshing shower have to poop  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't let you fall asleep at night Doesn't let you wake up in the morning

Doesn't let you fall asleep at night Doesn't let you wake up in the morning  Scumbag Brain

You wish you could remember your dreams? How about just every scary or embarrassing nightmare?

You wish you could remember your dreams? How about just every scary or embarrassing nightmare?   Scumbag Brain

Bro, that girl is sooo mint! Oh, she likes you? Eh, you can do better..

Bro, that girl is sooo mint! Oh, she likes you? Eh, you can do better..  Scumbag Brain
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