Scumbag Brain

Makes you self conscious about being overweight Makes you hungry

Makes you self conscious about being overweight Makes you hungry  Scumbag Brain

Two light switches next to eachother Never lets you remember which turns on which light

Two light switches next to eachother Never lets you remember which turns on which light  Scumbag Brain

SCUMBAG BRAIN Doesn't let you rub your belly and pat your head at the same time

SCUMBAG BRAIN Doesn't let you rub your belly and pat your head at the same time   Scumbag Brain

GO'S UPSTAIRS TO PEE ENDS UP DRINKING 3 CUPS OF WATER

GO'S UPSTAIRS TO PEE ENDS UP DRINKING 3 CUPS OF WATER  Scumbag Brain

Knows exactly which guy you like disables social skills

Knows exactly  which guy you like disables social skills   Scumbag Brain

Can't think of any good Christmas presents beforehand After Christmas remember what you wanted.

Can't think of any good Christmas presents beforehand After Christmas remember what you wanted.    Scumbag Brain

Falling asleep, stray section of blanket touches foot "Hey watch out, that might be a Velociraptor"

Falling asleep, stray section of blanket touches foot

BRAIN, GIVE ME THE COURAGE TO GO TALK TO HER "I'D RATHER JUST WHINE ABOUT IT LATER"

BRAIN, GIVE ME THE COURAGE TO GO TALK TO HER

Hey, you know when the best time to study for finals is? A little later

Hey, you know when the best time to study for finals is? A little later   Scumbag Brain

Hey! This seems important! Better not remember it.

Hey! This seems important! Better not remember it.   Scumbag Brain
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