Scumbag Brain

knows how to read and make decisions alarm goes off, presses 'dismiss' instead of 'snooze'

knows how to read and make decisions alarm goes off, presses 'dismiss' instead of 'snooze'   Scumbag Brain

inferior friend asks you to look up a word in the dictionary forgets alphabet and has to sing alphabet song aloud

inferior friend asks you to look up a word in the dictionary forgets alphabet and has to sing alphabet song aloud   Scumbag Brain

knows thousands of planes land safely every day reminds you of every horrible crash you've read about

knows thousands of planes land safely every day  reminds you of every horrible crash you've read about   Scumbag Brain

Knows the melody to thousands of songs Can't remember more than 4 or 5 words of each song.

Knows the melody to thousands of songs Can't remember more than 4 or 5 words of each song.   Scumbag Brain

Run into a friend that you see almost every day Forgets their name

Run into a friend that you see almost every day  Forgets their name  Scumbag Brain

3 A.M. She'll love that 15 page text about your depression Trust me

3 A.M. She'll love that 15 page
text about your depression
Trust me   Scumbag Brain

Understands rejection letter makes you read it again to make sure

Understands rejection letter makes you read it again to make sure  Scumbag Brain

Can do calculus and trigonometry Forgets how to divide large numbers

Can do calculus and trigonometry Forgets how to divide large numbers  Scumbag Brain

remember all those time we practiced for this argument in the shower? LOL NOPE

remember all those time we practiced for this argument in the shower? LOL NOPE  Scumbag Brain

you have writers block maybe playing some video games will give you ideas

you have writers block maybe playing some video games will give you ideas  Scumbag Brain
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