Scumbag Brain

EARNS YOU 'A'S ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE ONE DAY WONDERS WHY THE STORE SELLS '0' CANDLES, WHEN YOU CAN'T TURN ZERO YEARS OLD?

EARNS YOU 'A'S ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE ONE DAY WONDERS WHY THE STORE SELLS '0' CANDLES, WHEN YOU CAN'T TURN ZERO YEARS OLD?  Scumbag Brain

Trying to order a kitty cocktail Can I have a titty cocktail?

Trying to order a kitty cocktail  Can I have a titty cocktail?  Scumbag Brain

Sex Dream With the ugly girl at work. At my parents house. Get an STD immediately. Symptom; hordes of tiny black bugs all over my body.

Sex Dream With the ugly girl at work. At my parents house. Get an STD immediately. Symptom; hordes of tiny black bugs all over my body.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you moron

Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you moron  Scumbag Brain

Dont think about onions thinks about onions

Dont think about onions thinks about onions  Scumbag Brain

Convince you to stay up for show Forgot show was on

Convince you to stay up for show Forgot show was on  Scumbag Brain

Is your brain Has a tumor

Is your brain Has a tumor  Scumbag Brain

PLAN NAP FOR 20 MINUTES SLEEP FOR 3 HOURS

PLAN NAP FOR 20 MINUTES SLEEP FOR 3 HOURS  Scumbag Brain

Hates ex girlfriend loves ex girlfriend "monsters."

Hates ex girlfriend loves ex girlfriend

Doesn't cry at relative's funeral Weeps at the end of finding nemo

Doesn't cry at relative's funeral Weeps at the end of finding nemo  Scumbag Brain
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