Scumbag Brain

Can't sleep at 2am? You must be starving

Can't sleep at 2am? You must be starving   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to wake up at 4:30? let's stay up all night thinking about how early you have to wake up

Oh, you have to wake up at 4:30? let's stay up all night thinking about how early you have to wake up    Scumbag Brain

Gives you a really good scumbag brain meme forgets it

Gives you a really good scumbag brain meme forgets it   Scumbag Brain

Finds out Obama won the election Tries to start conversation with every black person

Finds out Obama won the election Tries to start conversation with every black person   Scumbag Brain

While dreaming, hot girl wants to have sex. Sorry, I'm married.

While dreaming, hot girl wants to have sex. Sorry, I'm married.   Scumbag Brain

Creates a brilliant idea! Reminds you 18 hours later that it was someone else's...

Creates a brilliant idea! Reminds you 18 hours later that it was someone else's...   Scumbag Brain

Worked fifteen hours, met all deadlines, managed multiple difficult projects Why don't you try to put on another pair of underpants over the ones you forgot you just put on

Worked fifteen hours, met all deadlines, managed multiple difficult projects Why don't you try to put on another pair of underpants over the ones you forgot you just put on  Scumbag Brain

oh, there's this girl you like? how about a dream where she's getting fucked by your best friend

oh, there's this girl you like? how about a dream where she's getting fucked by your best friend  Scumbag Brain

Knows you are wearing tight jeans Best give you a boner to help with that

Knows you are wearing tight jeans Best give you a boner to help with that  Scumbag Brain

knows you have mettings and midterms tomorrow perfect night for insomnia

knows you have mettings and midterms tomorrow perfect night for insomnia  Scumbag Brain
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