Scumbag Brain

has knowledge about healthy foods makes you lust for junk food anyway

has knowledge about healthy foods makes you lust for junk food anyway  Scumbag Brain

i better remember you to take your working clothes out of the washer 10 Minutes before you have to leave for work

i better remember you to take your working clothes out of the washer 10 Minutes before you have to leave for work  Scumbag Brain

SMART ENOUGH TO THINK OF WAYS THAT EVERYTHING YOU DO IS STUPID, AWKWARD, AND/OR POTENTIALLY HURTFUL

SMART ENOUGH TO THINK OF WAYS THAT EVERYTHING YOU DO IS STUPID, AWKWARD, AND/OR POTENTIALLY HURTFUL   Scumbag Brain

isn't there something you should be doing? Yeah, I don't remember what it is either

isn't there something you should be doing? Yeah, I don't remember what it is either   Scumbag Brain

Your ex has a new girlfriend? You should definitely look her up on Facebook and see if she's prettier than you.

Your ex has a new girlfriend? You should definitely look her up on Facebook and see if she's prettier than you.  Scumbag Brain

CAN BARELY KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN DURING YOUR LAST HOUR AT WORK KEEPS YOU AWAKE FOR HOURS AFTER YOU GET HOME

CAN BARELY KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN DURING YOUR LAST HOUR AT WORK KEEPS YOU AWAKE FOR HOURS AFTER YOU GET HOME  Scumbag Brain

oh you're talking to a girl? let me just activate that flatulence of your's to help

oh you're talking to a girl? let me just activate that flatulence of your's to help  Scumbag Brain

your boss is really laying into you here's that funny joke you heard-try not to laugh.

your boss is really laying into you here's that funny joke you heard-try not to laugh.  Scumbag Brain

Spends two amazing days with your boyfriend Cries on the way home for no reason

Spends two amazing days with your boyfriend Cries  on the way home for no reason  Scumbag Brain

Sitting in front of your giant monitor? Lets browse reddit on your 4 inch cellphone

Sitting in front of your giant monitor? Lets browse reddit on your 4 inch cellphone  Scumbag Brain
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