Scumbag Brain

Finds dream girl only in your dreams

Finds dream girl only in your dreams  Scumbag Brain

Capable of creating amazing fantasy worlds when we sleep Dreams about channel surfing.

Capable of creating amazing fantasy worlds when we sleep Dreams about channel surfing.    Scumbag Brain

"I'm over her for good this time" imagine life together

OH, YOU'RE FINALLY FEELING BETTER? LET'S JUST RELIVE IN VIVID DETAIL EVERY BAD THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

OH, YOU'RE FINALLY FEELING BETTER? LET'S JUST RELIVE IN VIVID DETAIL EVERY BAD THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're hearing strange noises in the house at night? Let me replay every scary scene from every haunting movie you've seen. That'll calm you.

Oh, you're hearing strange noises in the house at night? Let me replay every scary scene from every haunting movie you've seen. That'll calm you.   Scumbag Brain

has xbox, ps3, tv, internet, friends, family, and gorgeous day outside bored

has xbox, ps3, tv, internet, friends, family, and gorgeous day outside bored  Scumbag Brain

So you're feeling depressed about your weight? I know what will make you feel better. FOOD!

So you're feeling depressed about your weight? I know what will make you feel better. FOOD!   Scumbag Brain

Looking forward to the weekend all week Depressed all weekend because never does anything fun

Looking forward to the weekend all week Depressed all weekend because never does anything fun  Scumbag Brain

has reason to be happy discovers reasons to downplay happiness

has reason to be happy discovers reasons to downplay happiness  Scumbag Brain

"You can have just one drink and be alright" Uses that one drink to rationalize the next 10

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