Scumbag Brain

Congratulates you on two days without a cigarette suggests you celebrate by smoking a cigarette

Congratulates you on two days without a cigarette  suggests you celebrate by smoking a cigarette  Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you have a long and early day planned tomorrow? Here's some insomnia to help you plan it better

Oh, so you have a long and early day planned tomorrow? Here's some insomnia to help you plan it better  Scumbag Brain

Oh, having a moment of silence? Hey, remember that funny thing you saw yesterday?

Oh, having a moment of silence? Hey, remember that funny thing you saw yesterday?  Scumbag Brain

CAN RECALL GARY SHEFFIELD'S CAREER OBP FORGETS GIRLFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY

CAN RECALL GARY SHEFFIELD'S CAREER OBP FORGETS GIRLFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY  Scumbag Brain

Knows you are happily chewing on an awesome meal Sticks your tongue between your teeth

Knows you are happily chewing on an awesome meal Sticks your tongue between your teeth  Scumbag Brain

Police officer standing in front of me in the queue "I wonder what would happen if I punched him in the head"

Police officer standing in front of me in the queue

Only have time for a 20 minute nap Fall asleep for two hours

Only have time for a 20 minute nap Fall asleep for two hours   Scumbag Brain

Lets you kill someone in your dreams Sends in the imaginary police

Lets you kill someone in your dreams Sends in the imaginary police  Scumbag Brain

Uses proper grammar everywhere forgets what grammar is while on Reddit

Uses proper grammar everywhere forgets what grammar is while on Reddit  Scumbag Brain

OH YOU FEEL LIKE WORKING OUT? LET'S GO TO KFC, I KNOW YOU ARE HUNGRY

OH YOU FEEL LIKE WORKING OUT? LET'S GO TO KFC, I KNOW YOU ARE HUNGRY   Scumbag Brain
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