Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend isn't answering your calls? Here's afew reasons why she's probably fucking someone else.

Girlfriend isn't answering your calls? Here's afew reasons why she's probably fucking someone else.   Scumbag Brain

Can simultaneously create and perceive it's own reality in a dream Can't think of anything good to say to a pretty girl Caption 4 goes here

Can simultaneously create and perceive it's own reality in a dream Can't think of anything good to say to a pretty girl  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Wide awake 40 minutes before alarm goes off. goes back to sleep, then tired as fuck when alarm goes off.

Wide awake 40 minutes before alarm goes off. goes back to sleep, then tired as fuck when alarm goes off.  Scumbag Brain

pUTS YOU IN A DREAM WHERE YOU HAVE TO DESTROY ROGUE rOOMBAS IN A 18TH cENTURY southern plantation with the help of modern U.S. Politicians. Wake up with Erection

pUTS YOU IN A DREAM WHERE YOU HAVE TO DESTROY  ROGUE rOOMBAS IN A 18TH cENTURY southern plantation with the help of modern U.S. Politicians. Wake up with Erection  Scumbag Brain

"Just hop in the shower it will be quick" Now stay in the shower for 30min and think about life decisions

Thinks it's shallow when girls value a guy's looks over his personality Could give two shits about a girl's personality

Thinks it's shallow when girls value a guy's looks over his personality Could give two shits about a girl's personality  Scumbag Brain

Hits "Send" sees typo

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Gets tested regularly and has safe protected sex Obsesses over the .00001% chance he contracted HIV

Gets tested regularly and has safe protected sex Obsesses over the .00001% chance he contracted HIV    Scumbag Brain

creates amazing fantasy worlds while sleeping cant remember a single detail

creates amazing fantasy worlds while sleeping cant remember a single detail  Scumbag Brain

Did you just turn that test in? Because I finally figured out how to solve that problem and man, did you fuck up.

Did you just turn that test in? Because I finally figured out how to solve that problem and man, did you fuck up.  Scumbag Brain
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