Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, you know that girl you broke up with a month ago you should totally fall in love with her again

Hey bro, you know that girl you broke up with a month ago you should totally fall in love with her again  Scumbag Brain

Girl you know you have no shot with: flirt like a champion Girl you could possibly be very happy with: passive-aggressively ignore forever

Girl you know you have no shot with: flirt like a champion Girl you could possibly be very happy with: passive-aggressively ignore forever  Scumbag Brain

The pinkish areas shown below are the dysfunctional portions of my creationist host

The pinkish areas shown below  are the dysfunctional portions of my creationist host   Scumbag Brain

HEY, I THINK YOUR PHONE JUST BUZZED IN YOUR POCKET! JUST KIDDING, NOBODY TEXTED YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

HEY, I THINK YOUR PHONE JUST BUZZED IN YOUR POCKET! JUST KIDDING, NOBODY TEXTED YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS  Scumbag Brain

Oh, was that a refreshing shower? Here, have the overwhelming urge to shit right after.

Oh, was that a refreshing shower? Here, have the overwhelming urge to shit right after.  Scumbag Brain

2 weeks without smoking - congrats! we should celebrate with a cigarette

2 weeks without smoking - congrats! we should celebrate  with a cigarette  Scumbag Brain

TURNS OFF THE ALARM WHILE YOU'RE STILL SLEEPING

TURNS OFF THE ALARM WHILE YOU'RE STILL SLEEPING   Scumbag Brain

Browsing reddit at home? Meh Browsing reddit in a silent library? This is the funniest shit you've seen in your entire life

Browsing reddit at home? Meh Browsing reddit in a silent library? 
This is the funniest shit you've seen in your entire life  Scumbag Brain

Oh something slipped out of your hand? Let's try to catch it by smacking your balls as hard as you can.

Oh something slipped out of your hand? Let's try to catch it by smacking your balls as hard as you can.  Scumbag Brain

Hey wake up we need to be up early today Oh, that's tomorrow. oops

Hey wake up we need to be up early today Oh, that's tomorrow. oops  Scumbag Brain
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