Scumbag Brain

I SEE YOU'RE SLEEPING. QUICK, WAKE UP, YOU MISSED YOUR ALARM! JUST KIDDING

I SEE YOU'RE SLEEPING. QUICK, WAKE UP, YOU MISSED YOUR ALARM! JUST KIDDING   Scumbag Brain

"I'm so tired, let's take a nap" go to take a nap, "Fuck that, let's think about things"

Guy has boyfriend already makes you want him more

Guy has boyfriend already makes you want him more  Scumbag Brain

Oh you've had a few shots? You should call your ex

Oh you've had a few shots? You should call your ex  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need to pay attention in class? Here's some sex to think about.

Oh, you need to pay attention in class? Here's some sex to think about.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, wake up, it's morning! Here's a boner and a strong urge to pee. Have fun!

Hey, wake up, it's morning! Here's a boner and a strong urge to pee. Have fun!  Scumbag Brain

Feeling lonely? Here, have a dream about finally meeting that special someone, I'm sure you'll wake up feeling much better

Feeling lonely? Here, have a dream about finally meeting that special someone, I'm sure you'll wake up feeling much better  Scumbag Brain

HEY, REMEMBER YOUR NEW PIN 1469, 1469, 1469, 1469, 1469, 1469... AT ATM: "I LIKE TURTLES"

HEY, REMEMBER YOUR NEW PIN 1469, 1469, 1469, 1469, 1469, 1469... AT ATM:

FINALLY, IT'S THE WEEKEND, I CAN SLEEP AS LATE AS I WANT TO 7:00 AM, RISE AND SHINE

FINALLY, IT'S THE WEEKEND, I CAN SLEEP AS LATE AS I WANT TO 7:00 AM, RISE AND SHINE  Scumbag Brain

The Giant Squid Can't Possibly Attack on land ...unless it can.

The Giant Squid Can't Possibly Attack on land ...unless it can.  Scumbag Brain
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