Scumbag Brain

at a funeral Makes you remember the funniest joke you ever heard

at a funeral Makes you remember the funniest joke you ever heard  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're taking an exam? Here's a runny nose to help you focus

Oh you're taking an exam? Here's a runny nose to help you focus  Scumbag Brain

Mosquito bite not itching? ITCH IT.

Mosquito bite not itching? ITCH IT.  Scumbag Brain

Can work out complex math and science problems Makes you bite own tounge while eating

Can work out complex math and science problems  Makes you bite own tounge while eating   Scumbag Brain

Had my very first sex dream about my dildo

Had my very first sex dream about my dildo   Scumbag Brain

So you're wearing sweatpants to run up to the store real quick? Massive boner: Engage

So you're wearing sweatpants to run up to the store real quick? Massive boner: Engage   Scumbag Brain

Hey man, I know you're dealing with a lot right now, but I figured out a way to stop the pain: Kill yourself.

Hey man, I know you're dealing with a lot right now, but I figured out a way to stop the pain: Kill yourself.  Scumbag Brain

Just about to fall asleep in pitch black. You know what we haven't thought about in a while? DEMONS

Just about to fall asleep in pitch black. You know what we haven't thought about in a while?
DEMONS   Scumbag Brain

has nightmare about missing class all semester graduated two years ago

has nightmare about missing class all semester graduated two years ago  Scumbag Brain

Presentation for finals due in 2 hours? Better start doing all those dishes in the sink

Presentation for finals due in 2 hours? Better start doing all those dishes in the sink  Scumbag Brain
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