Scumbag Brain

Doesn't feel tired at 2am. Tries to make you fall asleep at school.

Doesn't feel tired at 2am. Tries to make you fall asleep at school.  Scumbag Brain

Lock the door Check your pockets for keys

Lock the door Check your pockets for keys  Scumbag Brain

gets inspired to workout, study hard and turn my life around let's just masturbate first

gets inspired to workout, study hard and turn my life around let's just masturbate first  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're uncomfortably full? You should probably eat a pizza and four sundaes.

Oh, you're uncomfortably full? You should probably eat a pizza and four sundaes.   Scumbag Brain

remembers every post i've seen before on r/funny can't remember shit for exams

remembers every post i've seen before on r/funny can't remember shit for exams  Scumbag Brain

Crush of your dreams rejects you Lets imagine how great your life would've been together

Crush of your dreams rejects you Lets imagine how great your life would've been together  Scumbag Brain

Finish peeing and zip up "Oh wait I forgot, here's some more."

Finish peeing and zip up

gets into an argument with self tells self, "shut up, idiot"

gets into an argument with self tells self,

Raise your hand, I know the answer Whoops forgot the answer, did the teacher already call you? You're on your own, brah.

Raise your hand, I know the answer Whoops forgot the answer, did the teacher already call you? You're on your own, brah.   Scumbag Brain

Go to Target to buy black socks Buy everything except black socks

Go to Target to buy black socks Buy everything except black socks  Scumbag Brain
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