Scumbag Brain

I see you're in church How about a boner?

I see you're in church How about a boner?  Scumbag Brain

no limits inside dreams, with the ability to travel through space and time and experience anything it can imagine dreams about being at work

no limits inside dreams, with the ability to travel through space and time and experience anything it can imagine dreams about being at work  Scumbag Brain

Remembers details cannot remember where one-off conversations twenty years ago put car keys down 5 minutes ago

Remembers details cannot remember where one-off conversations twenty years ago put car keys down  5 minutes ago  Scumbag Brain

convinces you your first choice was incorrect it was actually correct

convinces you your first choice was incorrect it was actually correct  Scumbag Brain

Thinks about the person you love "I wonder how I'd feel if they died?"

Thinks about the person you love

Oh, you were tired as fuck when you had to work? I'm sorry, here's an Adderall-like state before you go to sleep

Oh, you were tired as fuck when you had to work? I'm sorry, here's an Adderall-like state before you go to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Cute girl finally sits next to you in class? I think she would appreciate it if you stared at her boobs the whole time.

Cute girl finally sits next to you in class? I think she would appreciate it if you stared at her boobs the whole time.   Scumbag Brain

fEMALE WANTS TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW? SORRY, TIME TO SHIT

fEMALE WANTS TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW? SORRY, TIME TO SHIT  Scumbag Brain

Biological imperative to find a mate? Why don't you have some crippling social anxiety that makes it impossible?

Biological imperative to find a mate? Why don't you have some crippling social anxiety that makes it impossible?  Scumbag Brain

Makes you FAP Makes you feel bad afterwards

Makes you FAP Makes you feel bad afterwards  Scumbag Brain
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