Scumbag Brain

I'm really in the mood to do this productive thing. Let's get distracted by the stupidity of others. OH WAIT

I'm really in the mood to do this productive thing. Let's get distracted by the stupidity of others. OH WAIT  Scumbag Brain

Makes you fall in love with the girl of your dreams Gives you dreams of her cheating on you

Makes you fall in love with the girl of your dreams Gives you dreams of her cheating on you  Scumbag Brain

Has an awesome life Always finds things to be depressed about

Has an awesome life Always finds things to be depressed about  Scumbag Brain

Wakes up to turn alarm off. without waking you up.

Wakes up to turn alarm off. without waking you up.   Scumbag Brain

knows you have no experience with women "Hey, we should fall in love with every girl that is nice to us" INCLUDING YOUR COUSIN

knows you have no experience with women

Plans to break up with her all day Gets you laid, makes plans for tomorrow

Plans to break up with her all day Gets you laid, makes plans for tomorrow  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you want to sleep? Let's just wait until your alarm goes off.

Oh, you want to sleep? Let's just wait until your alarm goes off.  Scumbag Brain

You have a test today that you studied all night for? I'll remind you of it after the test

You have a test today that you studied all night for? I'll remind you of it after the test   Scumbag Brain

your alarm is going off? Dont worry, it is a part of your dream.

your alarm is going off? Dont worry, it is a part of your dream.  Scumbag Brain

don't worry bro I'll do the thinking, not your penis lol jk

don't worry bro I'll do the thinking, not your penis lol jk   Scumbag Brain
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