Scumbag Brain

Blanks on quantum numbers in middle of exam Remembers every ex-wife joke

Blanks on quantum numbers in middle of exam Remembers every ex-wife joke   Scumbag Brain

Bonecrushing tired, let's sleep poop noodles, poop noodles, poop noodles, . . . wtf

Bonecrushing tired, let's sleep poop noodles, poop noodles,   poop noodles, . . . wtf  Scumbag Brain

finally get a day off Makes you feel guilty about not working

finally get a day off Makes you feel guilty about not working   Scumbag Brain

Tries to concentrate on homework Thinks about boobs instead

Tries to concentrate on homework Thinks about boobs instead  Scumbag Brain

Your girlfriend hasn't texted you in the last 5 minutes? She's probably either cheating on you or dead.

Your girlfriend hasn't texted you in the last 5 minutes? She's probably either cheating on you or dead.    Scumbag Brain

Remember that new combination lock you got? Because I don't.

Remember that new combination lock you got? Because I don't.  Scumbag Brain

Makes you hate your body makes you too lazy to do anything about it

Makes you hate your body makes you too lazy to do anything about it  Scumbag Brain

Fails to store important information when you need it Stores embarrassing moments in perfect clarity

Fails to store important information when you need it Stores embarrassing moments in perfect clarity  Scumbag Brain

Don't worry I will totally remind you to turn off the stove lol jk

Don't worry I will totally remind you to turn off the stove lol jk  Scumbag Brain

Oh it's 6am,your kids are sleeping, and you have no place to be? WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER

Oh it's 6am,your kids are sleeping, and you have no place to be? WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKER  Scumbag Brain
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