Scumbag Brain

Oh, you've been exhausted all day and want to finally go to sleep? You're awake now

Oh, you've been exhausted all day and want to finally go to sleep? You're awake now  Scumbag Brain

Long texts Nothing to say in essays

Long texts Nothing to say in essays  Scumbag Brain

"Man, everything is so terrible. You better mope and feel depressed." "Man, look you just sitting there moping and feeling awful. How... depressing."

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD

Lulling you off to sleep, softly slipping off into Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

First blowjob from new girlfriend Time to fart

First blowjob from new girlfriend Time to fart  Scumbag Brain

Can hold up to 1000 terabytes of information can't recall most of it

Can hold up to 1000 terabytes of information can't recall most of it  Scumbag Brain

Goes to dorm bathroom to wash face and brush teeth before bed. Gets back to room FORGOT TO PEE

Goes to dorm bathroom to wash face and brush teeth before bed. Gets back to room FORGOT TO PEE   Scumbag Brain

Hide and seek? Time to pee

Hide and seek? Time to pee   Scumbag Brain

Notices your budding friendship with another guy. Give you a homoerotic dream about him.

Notices your budding friendship with another guy. Give you a homoerotic dream about him.  Scumbag Brain

Should be working on thesis… … comes up with great idea for WebGL based puzzle game.

Should be working on thesis… … comes up with great idea for WebGL based puzzle game.  Scumbag Brain
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