Scumbag Brain

Makes pleasure center hyper-sensitive HaHa, you're now a psychopathic drug addict!

Makes pleasure center hyper-sensitive HaHa, you're now a psychopathic drug addict!  Scumbag Brain

Procrastinate homework until 3 in the morning sleep through class

Procrastinate homework until 3 in the morning sleep through class  Scumbag Brain

Today is one year since we quit smoking? Let's celebrate with a cigarette.

Today is one year since we quit smoking?  Let's celebrate with a cigarette.    Scumbag Brain

takes four years of spanish classes can only remember the phrase, "donde esta el bano"

takes four years of spanish classes can only remember the phrase,

MAKES YOU HAVE A DREAM ABOUT A GIRL YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN 8 MONTHS, WHO YOU CARED OF IMMENSELY, YET COULDN'T BUILD THE COURAGE TO TALK TO HER, WHO IS NOW ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET AND YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEEN AGAIN MAKES IT VIVID AS POSSIBLE

MAKES YOU HAVE A DREAM ABOUT A GIRL YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN 8 MONTHS, WHO YOU CARED OF IMMENSELY, YET COULDN'T BUILD THE COURAGE TO TALK TO HER, WHO IS NOW ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET AND YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER SEEN AGAIN MAKES IT VIVID AS POSSIBLE   Scumbag Brain

Begins dreaming the ultimate sexual fantasy Wakes you up before it gets good

Begins dreaming the ultimate sexual fantasy  Wakes you up before it gets good  Scumbag Brain

Bro, I know you really love your girlfriend but you should totally hook up with that cheap slut over there

Bro, I know you really love your girlfriend but you should totally hook up with that cheap slut over there  Scumbag Brain

Your grandma commented on her strong gag reflex? Lets imagine your grandparents sex life in vivid detal

Your grandma commented on her strong gag reflex? Lets imagine your grandparents sex life in vivid detal   Scumbag Brain

You're wearing gym shorts? Better give you a public boner to check.

You're wearing gym shorts? Better give you a public boner to check.  Scumbag Brain

Realizes phone is missing from pocket Better reach in your pocket to text wife about missing phone

Realizes phone is missing from pocket Better reach in your pocket to text wife about missing phone   Scumbag Brain
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