Scumbag Brain

soluble in alcohol

soluble in alcohol  Scumbag Brain

Tells you its time to wake up. Tired again 5 minutes later.

Tells you its time to wake up. Tired again 5 minutes later.   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have work to do wants to get wasted anyways

Knows you have work to do wants to get wasted anyways  Scumbag Brain

so tired, man, i'm like walking dead here dude we need sleep asap and i mean now bro i can't believe we're still standing here whoa i'm hungry, let's play halo, do we have schoolwork to do? maybe mlp is on. *gets in bed*

so tired, man, i'm like walking dead here dude we need sleep asap and i mean now bro i can't believe we're still standing here whoa i'm hungry, let's play halo, do we have schoolwork to do? maybe mlp is on. *gets in bed*  Scumbag Brain

Have to work during day, can't stay awake Have to sleep early, can't go to sleep

Have to work during day, can't stay awake Have to sleep early, can't go to sleep   Scumbag Brain

While drunk, says this is a great idea First thing it does when it wakes up is tell you how bad an idea that was

While drunk, says this is a great idea  First thing it does when it wakes up is tell you how bad an idea that was  Scumbag Brain

Tells you to walk upstairs Forgets why

Tells you to walk upstairs Forgets why   Scumbag Brain

Knows wife is in the mood Wants to keep playing SKYRIM

Knows wife is in the mood Wants to keep playing SKYRIM   Scumbag Brain

wear sweatpants "Let's make everything attractive enough to give you a boner"

wear sweatpants

tell sphincter to flatulate SHIT PANTS

tell sphincter to flatulate SHIT PANTS   Scumbag Brain
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