Scumbag Brain

HEY YOU KNOW THAT GOOD IDEA FOR A RAGE COMIC? WE SHOULD THROW IT AWAY ALONG WITH ALL THOSE OTHER GOOD IDEAS OH GOD

HEY YOU KNOW THAT GOOD IDEA FOR A RAGE COMIC? WE SHOULD THROW IT AWAY ALONG WITH ALL THOSE OTHER GOOD IDEAS OH GOD  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need to stand up in front of friends and family? An erection should help

Oh, you need to stand up in front of friends and family? An erection should help   Scumbag Brain

That food tastes awful eat some more and see if it gets better

That food tastes awful eat some more and see if it gets better   Scumbag Brain

ONE MISTAKE AT NEW JOB, MANAGER AND COWORKERS ARE VERY CHILL ABOUT IT. "it happens all the time" GO THROUGH YOUR MISTAKE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

ONE MISTAKE AT NEW JOB, MANAGER AND COWORKERS ARE VERY CHILL ABOUT IT.

That two minute conversation you just had? Get ready to remember it for the next hour

That two minute conversation you just had? Get ready to remember it for the next hour  Scumbag Brain

Having a wonderful, heavenly dream? Forget it in 5 minutes Weird dream about sex with your grandfather's friend? Let's remember it clearly for months

Having a wonderful, heavenly dream?
Forget it in 5 minutes Weird dream about sex with your grandfather's friend?
Let's remember it clearly for months  Scumbag Brain

Wants to understand Reddit Not on Ambien

Wants to understand Reddit Not on Ambien  Scumbag Brain

Man this sore in your mouth hurts really bad Lets poke it repeatedly with your tongue.

Man this sore in your mouth hurts really bad Lets poke it repeatedly with your tongue.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're in school and it's completely quiet? Let me give you a dry throat and make you salivate so that you can constantly make weird swallowing noises

Oh, you're in school and it's completely quiet? Let me give you a dry throat and make you salivate so that you can constantly make weird swallowing noises   Scumbag Brain

You should fall asleep.. just kidding, everything is itchy

You should fall asleep.. just kidding, everything is itchy  Scumbag Brain
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