Scumbag Brain

WAKE UP!!!! What a beautiful day! Don't you feel GREA... Oh... It's 4:45AM, Go back to sleep... Fuck that! Work? School? Im TIRED!!! Hit the mother fuckin snooze bitch! Sleeeeep SLEEEEEEEEEEP... ZZZZZZZZ 6:00AM

WAKE UP!!!! What a beautiful day! Don't you feel GREA... Oh... It's 4:45AM, Go back to sleep... Fuck that! Work? School? Im TIRED!!! Hit the mother fuckin snooze bitch! Sleeeeep SLEEEEEEEEEEP...  ZZZZZZZZ 6:00AM  Scumbag Brain

Knows it's christmas Waits til last minute to buy gifts anyways

Knows it's christmas Waits til last minute to buy gifts anyways  Scumbag Brain

Go to talk to her. What do you got to lose? Gets to her - loses the gift of speech

Go to talk to her. What do you got to lose? Gets to her - loses the gift of speech  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have an awesome friend who happens to be a girl and you want to stay friends with her "Hey, bro you should fall in love with her and think about how awesome y'all would be together"

Knows you have an awesome friend who happens to be a girl and you want to stay friends with her

Seat belt light goes on during flight It was nice knowing you world

Seat belt light goes on during flight It was nice knowing you world   Scumbag Brain

Knows monsters don't exist Checks behind the shower curtains anyway.

Knows monsters don't exist Checks behind the shower curtains anyway.  Scumbag Brain

Stays up one hour late takes a three hour nap the next day

Stays up one hour late  takes a three hour nap the next day  Scumbag Brain

Yes, time to fuck a hot girl She turned around and it was your mom! WAKE UP WAKE UP! OH SHIT

Yes, time to fuck a hot girl She turned around and it was your mom! WAKE UP WAKE UP! OH SHIT  Scumbag Brain

Have to reach behind the bed to get something? you know what you should think about? spiders.

Have to reach behind the bed to get something? you know what you should think about? spiders.   Scumbag Brain

rationalizes being late to class to finish homework makes you forget to bring the homework

rationalizes being late to class to finish homework makes you forget to bring the homework  Scumbag Brain
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