Scumbag Brain

I see you're attempting to max out on benchpress Remember the funniest thing to ever happen to you?

I see you're attempting to max out on benchpress Remember the funniest thing to ever happen to you?  Scumbag Brain

The name of that person you've met twice before? Hey man, don't look at me; I'm busy with the lyrics to that song you hate

The name of that person you've met twice before? Hey man, don't look at me; I'm busy with the lyrics to that song you hate  Scumbag Brain

Hey bro someone is watching you play basketball now Better start missing all your shots

Hey bro someone is watching you play basketball now Better start missing all your shots   Scumbag Brain

refuses to sleep all night work in 10 minutes? SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

refuses to sleep all night work in 10 minutes? 
SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING   Scumbag Brain

4 hours of sleep That's plenty, you can get up now

4 hours of sleep That's plenty, you can get up now  Scumbag Brain

It's 4 AM I just remembered something disturbing lets chat about it

It's 4 AM I just remembered something disturbing lets chat about it  Scumbag Brain

Divert attention from erection Focus on uncomfortable gas.

Divert attention from erection Focus on uncomfortable gas.    Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, here's a wet dream of you masturbating.

Hey bro, here's a wet dream of you masturbating.   Scumbag Brain

dreams about winning lottery while you have crippling debt

dreams about winning lottery while you have crippling debt  Scumbag Brain

Has the capacity to remember things that happened a decade ago has to recite the alphabet to remember what comes after "t"

Has the capacity to remember things that happened a decade ago has to recite the alphabet to remember what comes after
Like us for More!