Scumbag Brain

Weekday morning , alarm goes off - Oh, this bed is so fantastically warm and comfy. Let's drift back to sleep. Weekend morning after forgetting to turn off alarm - What's this? An alarm? We must be out of bed urgently! No more sleep for us!

Weekday morning , alarm goes off - Oh, this bed is so fantastically warm and comfy. Let's drift back to sleep. Weekend morning after forgetting to turn off alarm - What's this? An alarm? We must be out of bed urgently! No more sleep for us!  Scumbag Brain

hey, you seem stressed let's start that assignment the night before the deadline

hey, you seem stressed let's start that assignment the night before the deadline  Scumbag Brain

Brilliant philosopher in the shower Idiot in the classroom

Brilliant philosopher in the shower Idiot in the classroom  Scumbag Brain

Hey, that girl was pretty cool You should probably think about her every minute, then.

Hey, that girl was pretty cool You should probably think about her every minute, then.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just got over your ex girlfriend? Here's a montage of your most treasured memories set to her favorite song

Oh, you just got over your ex girlfriend? Here's a montage of your most treasured memories set to her favorite song  Scumbag Brain

Came in room looking for what? Sorry, cant quite remember.

Came in room looking for what? Sorry, cant quite remember.   Scumbag Brain

Finds out crush is a lesbian Still has feelings for her

Finds out crush is a lesbian Still has feelings for her   Scumbag Brain

Hears innocent sentence Automatically makes it as dirty as possible.

Hears innocent sentence Automatically makes it as dirty as possible.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, it's late and your parents aren't back yet? they're definitely dead.

Oh, it's late and your parents aren't back yet? they're definitely dead.   Scumbag Brain

Let you close Reddit don't know what to do next

Let you close Reddit don't know what to do next   Scumbag Brain
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