Scumbag Brain

Finally falling asleep realizes something you said earlier in the day could be horribly misinterpreted

Finally falling asleep realizes something you said earlier in the day could be horribly misinterpreted  Scumbag Brain

Was out late drinking last night and have nothing to do today wake up at 7 am

Was out late drinking last night and have nothing to do today wake up at 7 am  Scumbag Brain

PIZZA IS BURNING YOUR HAND? QUICK- PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!

PIZZA IS BURNING YOUR HAND? QUICK- PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!  Scumbag Brain

Bro, that girl talking to you is hot as hell Oh, she likes you? Eh, you can do better

Bro, that girl talking to you is hot as hell Oh, she likes you? Eh, you can do better  Scumbag Brain

OH HEY BRO, SORRY I DIDN'T LET YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT BUT YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION NOW THAT WE'RE GOING 70MPH ON THE FREEWAY Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)

OH HEY BRO, SORRY I DIDN'T LET YOU SLEEP LAST NIGHT BUT YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION NOW THAT WE'RE GOING 70MPH ON THE FREEWAY  Get the [AdviceAnimals Chrome extension!](http://www.livememe.com/extension)  Scumbag Brain

So, you think you're over your ex? Here, have this dream of you two happy and in love again

So, you think you're over your ex? Here, have this dream of you two happy and in love again   Scumbag Brain

Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares

Knows literally everything about me Uses this information to give me perfectly-crafted nightmares  Scumbag Brain

doesn't let you spend $20 for a video game you could play for weeks lets you spend $50 for one night of drinking

doesn't let you spend $20 for a video game you could play for weeks lets you spend $50 for one night of drinking  Scumbag Brain

Starting a new job in the morning? Better stay up all night so you don't miss your alarm.

Starting a new job in the morning? Better stay up all night so you don't miss your alarm.  Scumbag Brain

INTERNET WORKS FINE, SO BORED INTERNET DOWN, MUST GET ONLINE IMMEDIATELY AND AT ALL COSTS

INTERNET WORKS FINE, SO BORED INTERNET DOWN, MUST GET ONLINE IMMEDIATELY AND AT ALL COSTS   Scumbag Brain
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