Scumbag Brain

FINISHED SHOWERING NEED TO TAKE A SHIT

FINISHED SHOWERING NEED TO TAKE A SHIT  Scumbag Brain

Finally get Turtle Beach headset positioned just right Have to use bathroom

Finally get Turtle Beach headset positioned just right Have to use bathroom   Scumbag Brain

Trying to forget ex-girlfriend "HERE'S EVERY MEMORY OF HER, EVER."

Trying to forget ex-girlfriend

Middle of Exam time: HOLIDAY MODE ENGAGED

Middle of Exam time: HOLIDAY MODE ENGAGED   Scumbag Brain

forgets number for dentist Remembers exactly how to kill 16 colossi

forgets number for dentist Remembers exactly how to kill 16 colossi  Scumbag Brain

FEELING PERFECTLY FINE THINKS YOU INTO DEPRESSION

FEELING PERFECTLY FINE THINKS YOU INTO DEPRESSION  Scumbag Brain

Guilts you into going to the gym on a regular basis Tries to justify leftover peanut butter cheese cake as a source of protein and calcium.

Guilts you into going to the gym on a regular basis Tries to justify leftover peanut butter cheese cake as a source of protein and calcium.  Scumbag Brain

Graduates college Decides hangovers should last two days

Graduates college Decides hangovers should last two days  Scumbag Brain

Has the power to create unreal fantasies DREAM ABOUT MAKING WAFFLES

Has the power to create unreal fantasies DREAM ABOUT MAKING WAFFLES   Scumbag Brain

Oh, is it about time to stand up? Let me get your boner ready

Oh, is it about time to stand up? Let me get your boner ready  Scumbag Brain
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