Scumbag Brain

Oh about to fall asleep? Found the perfect, comfiest sleeping position? Here's an itch

Oh about to fall asleep? Found the perfect, comfiest sleeping position? Here's an itch  Scumbag Brain

and you have to give a speech at 10AM? PERFECT TIME TO ORGANIZE YOUR DOCUMENTS FOLDER ITS 4:53AM

and you have to give a speech at 10AM? PERFECT TIME TO ORGANIZE YOUR DOCUMENTS FOLDER ITS 4:53AM   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that sore on the inside of your cheek? keep biting it

Hey, you know that sore on the inside of your cheek? keep biting it   Scumbag Brain

Gives you the confidence to get a girl in bed Makes you too nervous to get it up

Gives you the confidence to get a girl in bed Makes you too nervous to get it up  Scumbag Brain

You have to get up early for something? Have fun trying to sleep.

You have to get up early for something? Have fun trying to sleep.  Scumbag Brain

yeah the road looks safe for your to go now... I just thought about it again, it's way too dangerous. Back up. NO, STOP

yeah the road looks safe for your to go now... I just thought about it again, it's way too dangerous.  Back up. NO, STOP  Scumbag Brain

"I don't think this is gonna work out, we should probably break up" Following day: misses her more than ever

Gives you awesome dreams forgets virtually all of them

Gives you awesome dreams forgets virtually all of them  Scumbag Brain

It's been awhile since you've cried Now is the perfect time with all these people around

It's been awhile since you've cried Now is the perfect time with all these people around   Scumbag Brain

Just finished brushing teeth Man, I'm starving

Just finished brushing teeth Man, I'm starving   Scumbag Brain
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