Scumbag Brain

Think, then act? Nope! do something and then afterwards come up with reasons why you did it

Think, then act? Nope!
do something and then afterwards come up with reasons why you did it  Scumbag Brain

thinks about nothing all day but going straight to bed when you get off work finally home... WIDE AWAKE

thinks about nothing all day but going straight to bed when you get off work finally home...
WIDE AWAKE   Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say.

Wakes you up in the
middle of the night Just to hear them say.  Scumbag Brain

Whats that your trying to sleep? Remember that amazing weekend you spent with you ex

Whats that your trying to sleep? Remember that amazing weekend you spent with you ex  Scumbag Brain

Just one more Chip Eats the Whole Bag

Just one more Chip Eats the Whole Bag   Scumbag Brain

Stumbles across awesome sexual fantasy while dozing off Gives you long, vivid, detailed dream about being at work

Stumbles across awesome sexual fantasy while dozing off Gives you long, vivid, detailed dream about being at work   Scumbag Brain

Achieves meditative bliss 867-5309

Achieves meditative bliss 867-5309  Scumbag Brain

Gets you up in the middle of the night to pee. "Hey dude, remember ghosts?"

Gets you up in the middle of the night to pee.

Sunday: I'm never drinking again. Following Friday: PARTY PARTY PARTY

Sunday: I'm never drinking again.  Following Friday: PARTY PARTY PARTY  Scumbag Brain

I'm going to blow up your facebook newsfeed with memes

I'm going to blow up your facebook newsfeed with memes   Scumbag Brain
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