Scumbag Brain

I'm tired bro, lets go to bed Turn left, now turn right, roll on your stomach scratch your face, roll over again, do some sit-ups, get up and browse the internet, lay down again, swallow saliva repeatedly, turn left, open the window, turn lights on, wrap

I'm tired bro, lets go to bed Turn left, now turn right, roll on your stomach scratch your face, roll over again, do some sit-ups, get up and browse the internet, lay down again, swallow saliva repeatedly, turn left, open the window, turn lights on, wrap   Scumbag Brain

trying to sleep? lets go through all the mistakes you made in life

trying to sleep? lets go through all the mistakes you made in life   Scumbag Brain

Wants you to be a strong communicator Convinces you to take 12 credits of pointless PE classes instead of Comm Studies classes

Wants you to be a strong communicator  Convinces you to take 12 credits of pointless PE classes instead of Comm Studies classes   Scumbag Brain

About to fall asleep peacefully... remembers all the creepypasta stories ever read

About to fall asleep peacefully... remembers all the creepypasta stories ever read  Scumbag Brain

Knows a chipped tooth is really sharp "Hey you should repeatedly rub your tongue on it."

Knows a chipped tooth is really sharp

9am final in the morning hey, lets worry about everything you don't know until 4am

9am final in the morning hey, lets worry about everything you don't know until 4am  Scumbag Brain

Lying? Cool as a cucumber. Telling the truth? Nervous as fuck.

Lying? Cool as a cucumber. Telling the truth? Nervous as fuck.  Scumbag Brain

Knows you have the stomach flu "Hey bro, remember every gross thing ever? I sure do"

Knows you have the stomach flu

Final exams are coming Ok, let's spend time making new music playlist till 5 A.M.

Final exams are coming Ok, let's spend time making new music playlist till 5 A.M.   Scumbag Brain

acts stupid tells you to fap in class

acts stupid tells you to fap in class  Scumbag Brain
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