Scumbag Brain

Remembers obscure detail from 10 years ago Can't remember girl's name you met yesterday

Remembers obscure detail from 10 years ago Can't remember girl's name you met yesterday   Scumbag Brain

Auditory hallucinations Disguised as pleasant music

Auditory hallucinations Disguised as pleasant music   Scumbag Brain

hey, just reminding you that you are going to die

hey, just reminding you that you are going to die  Scumbag Brain

Meet girl you sort of like Fantasize about having sex, dating, and getting married for days after.

Meet girl you sort of like Fantasize about having sex, dating, and getting married for days after.   Scumbag Brain

MAYBE I SHOULD ASK HER IF SHE LIKES BLACK GUYS... YEAH, CHICKS DIG THAT.

MAYBE I SHOULD ASK HER IF SHE LIKES BLACK GUYS... YEAH, CHICKS DIG THAT.  Scumbag Brain

HEY BRAH, HOW ABOUT A NICE NAP? YOU'RE ONLY DRIVING

HEY BRAH, HOW ABOUT A NICE NAP? YOU'RE ONLY DRIVING   Scumbag Brain

"OMG THIS IS SO GREAT! PINCH ME, I MUST BE DREAMING!" WAKES UP

Monday Through Friday - can't wake up before 9 Weekend - Up at 7

Monday Through Friday - can't wake up before 9 Weekend - Up at 7   Scumbag Brain

Tells you to break up with girlfriend.. Makes you miss her once you have.

Tells you to break up
with girlfriend.. Makes you miss her
 once you have.    Scumbag Brain

Remembers the fact that you had a great idea Doesn't remember the actual idea

Remembers the fact that you had a great idea Doesn't remember the actual idea  Scumbag Brain
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