Scumbag Brain

You need to get to bed early for that flight tomorrow? Listen to that clock on the opposite side of the house. Tick. Tock. TICK. TOCK. *TICK.* *TOCK.* Isn't that a great clock?

You need to get to bed early for that flight tomorrow? Listen to that clock on the opposite side of the house.

Tick. Tock. TICK. TOCK. *TICK.* *TOCK.*

Isn't that a great clock?  Scumbag Brain

Trying to sleep? Let's think about how lucky you are to be alive after some of the stuff you did

Trying to sleep? Let's think about how lucky you are to be alive after some of the stuff you did  Scumbag Brain

Takes forever to wake up after 8 hours of sleep during the week Alarm rings on a sunday morning after 2 hours of sleep: Istantly ready to go

Takes forever to wake up after 8 hours of sleep during the week Alarm rings on a sunday morning after 2 hours of sleep: Istantly ready to go  Scumbag Brain

As a feminist I cannot stand the way women are being objectified This dress makes my butt look soooo delicious, I must buy it!

As a feminist I cannot stand the way women are being objectified This dress makes my butt look soooo delicious, I must buy it!  Scumbag Brain

Hey, did you hear that noise downstairs? WEll, time to think of every horror movie ever made

Hey, did you hear that noise downstairs? WEll, time to think of every horror movie ever made  Scumbag Brain

Finger breaks through toilet paper while wiping Hey!Smell your finger.

Finger breaks through toilet paper while wiping  Hey!Smell your finger.  Scumbag Brain

so, you ended it with herpina to be with derpina? Lol, too bad you like herpina again, isn't it?

so, you ended it with herpina to be with derpina? Lol, too bad you like herpina again, isn't it?  Scumbag Brain

You worked hard for one month with no days off and all you want to do is sleep when you are. "No motherfucker! You sleep when I say so"

You worked hard for one month with no days off and all you want to do is sleep when you are.

Knows you have to get up early keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep

Knows you have to get up early  keeps you awake all night worrying about not getting enough sleep  Scumbag Brain

You just polished your nails? Oh god itch EVERYWHERE!

You just polished your nails? Oh god itch EVERYWHERE!  Scumbag Brain
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