Scumbag Brain

Oh, hey. Is that burning bush talking to you? No, your're not crazy. It is me, God!

Oh, hey. Is that burning bush talking to you? No, your're not crazy. It is me, God!  Scumbag Brain

Not sure if you're nauseous or hungry? Well, I'm not telling. Eat something and find out.

Not sure if you're nauseous or hungry? Well, I'm not telling. Eat something and find out.  Scumbag Brain

effortlessly learns shitty music lyrics doesn't memorize important test material

effortlessly learns shitty music lyrics
 doesn't memorize important test material  Scumbag Brain

FRIEND HASN'T REPLIED TO YOUR LAST FEW TEXTS? HE PROBABLY HATES YOU

FRIEND HASN'T REPLIED TO YOUR LAST FEW TEXTS? HE PROBABLY HATES YOU  Scumbag Brain

Hey man, got a job interview today do you? I'll let your sweat glands know they need to stay in overdrive.

Hey man, got a job interview today do you? I'll let your sweat glands know they need to stay in overdrive.  Scumbag Brain

The adult human brain weighs about 3 pounds (1,300-1,400 g). DID you know?

The adult human brain weighs about 3 pounds (1,300-1,400 g).
 DID you know?  Scumbag Brain

Watching The Miracle of Life Super mega boner the whole time

Watching The Miracle of Life Super mega boner the whole time  Scumbag Brain

So, you're in a hurry? Let me make you last longer in bed than ever!

So, you're in a hurry? Let me make you last longer in bed than ever!   Scumbag Brain

I SEE YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIRTY THOUGHTS WHAT IF THAT GIRL NEXT TO YOU IS PSYCHIC

I SEE YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIRTY THOUGHTS WHAT IF THAT GIRL NEXT TO YOU IS PSYCHIC   Scumbag Brain

Hey, You should go to bed early to get rid of that cold wakes you up at 4 am in the morning and ruins the day

Hey, You should go to bed early to get rid of that cold wakes you up at 4 am in the morning and ruins the day  Scumbag Brain
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