Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're over your ex? Let's think about all the times she's made you smile.

Oh, you're over your ex? Let's think about all the times she's made you smile.   Scumbag Brain

Trust me bro, you forgot something

Trust me bro, you forgot something  Scumbag Brain

you were up until 3AM drinking and partying and You don't have to be at work until 11AM? Better wake up at 7:30 just in case

you were up until 3AM drinking and partying and You don't have to be at work until 11AM? Better wake up at 7:30 just in case  Scumbag Brain

Feeling down? Here's some thoughts about your failures to cheer you up.

Feeling down? Here's some thoughts about your failures to cheer you up.   Scumbag Brain

Doesn't believe in god. First sign of trouble: "Oh, god please..."

Doesn't believe in god. First sign of trouble:

Oh you smoked weed and now you can have crazy and intense thoughts? Lets only think about how high you are.

Oh you smoked weed and now you can have crazy and intense thoughts? Lets only think about how high you are.  Scumbag Brain

I see you have some garbage in one hand and something important in the other Here I'll go ahead and make you throw away the important thing

I see you have some garbage in one hand and something important in the other Here I'll go ahead and make you throw away the important thing   Scumbag Brain

Enjoying that ice cream? Cool, let's try it with searing brain pain

Enjoying that ice cream? Cool, let's try it with searing brain pain   Scumbag Brain

I'm something a BR dosn't have lololol

I'm something a BR dosn't have lololol  Scumbag Brain

"Drink alcohol. It will make you more social." "You made a fool of yourself last night."

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