Scumbag Brain

Trying to break up replays song "Imagine me and you and you and me" inside head

Trying to break up  replays song

Knows all keyboard shortcuts for Windows and Mac Never remembers which one is being used

Knows all keyboard shortcuts for Windows and Mac Never remembers which one is being used   Scumbag Brain

Thinks of several awesome advice animals during the day Forgets them

Thinks of several awesome advice animals during the day Forgets them  Scumbag Brain

Has to poop Waits until you get in the shower to tell you

Has to poop Waits until you get in the shower to tell you   Scumbag Brain

Constantly tells you that you have to quit smoking. MAKES YOU SPEND YOUR LAST DOLLAR ON CIGARETTES

Constantly tells you that you have to quit smoking. MAKES YOU SPEND YOUR LAST DOLLAR ON CIGARETTES  Scumbag Brain

Takes Blame For All Annoying Body Functions Keeps Doing It's Job

Takes Blame For All Annoying Body Functions Keeps Doing It's Job  Scumbag Brain

High IQ and great memory Social skills? LOLWUT?

High IQ and great memory Social skills?  LOLWUT?   Scumbag Brain

cop starts to frisk you RAGING BONER

cop starts to frisk you RAGING BONER   Scumbag Brain

Remembers names of everyone you ever played online with Forgets the name of everyone you meet irl 10 seconds later.

Remembers names of everyone you ever played online with Forgets the name of everyone you meet irl 10 seconds later.   Scumbag Brain

Remembers to "spring forward" before you're late for anything will spend the next month or so feeling like it's earlier than it actually is

Remembers to
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