Scumbag Brain

Need to google something, type in google.com Forget what you needed to google.

Need to google something, type in google.com Forget what you needed to google.  Scumbag Brain

thinks

 thinks  Scumbag Brain

Do you have to wake up at 7? Lets wake up at 4 to discuss your master thesis

Do you have to wake up at 7? Lets wake up at 4 to discuss your master thesis  Scumbag Brain

don't arrest me! arrest my brain, its insane!

don't arrest me! arrest my brain, its insane!  Scumbag Brain

4 hrs of sleep: wake up alert and active 12 hrs of sleep: never want to leave bed, tired as shit

4 hrs of sleep:
 wake up alert and active 12 hrs of sleep:
 never want to leave bed, tired as shit  Scumbag Brain

Knows you are in a good mood Makes you get into a horrible situation

Knows you are in a good mood Makes you get into a horrible situation  Scumbag Brain

My brain: 10% schudeles, 10% coffee, 50% song lyrics, 30% other stuff.

My brain: 10% schudeles, 10% coffee, 50% song lyrics, 30% other stuff.  Scumbag Brain

Oh you have lower back pain? Here, have a giant painful zit in that one spot you can't reach as well

Oh you have lower back pain? Here, have a giant painful zit in that one spot you can't reach as well  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you that the last minute is the best time to knock out that project. But omits the fact it's going to come out half-ass

Convinces you that the last minute is the best time to knock out that project. But omits the fact it's going to come out half-ass  Scumbag Brain

YOU WORKED OUT SO HARD TODAY, BETTER GO CONGRATULATE YOURSELF BY EATING UNHEALTHY FOOD.

YOU WORKED OUT SO HARD TODAY, BETTER GO CONGRATULATE YOURSELF BY EATING UNHEALTHY FOOD.  Scumbag Brain
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