Scumbag Brain

I see you have a big paper due. Here are a bunch of really good ideas for that novel you've always wanted to write.

I see you have a big paper due. Here are a bunch of really good ideas for that novel you've always wanted to write.   Scumbag Brain

Before Ejaculation: Want to try something sexually adventurous? After ejaculation: That was really fucking wrong, I can't believe you just did that.

Before Ejaculation: Want to try something sexually adventurous? After ejaculation: That was really fucking wrong, I can't believe you just did that.  Scumbag Brain

Thrust like that, she'll like that Those leftovers in the fridge are going to go bad soon.

Thrust like that, she'll like that Those leftovers in the fridge are going to go bad soon.   Scumbag Brain

Hey it's 2 minutes until your alarm goes off Here's the best dream you've ever had

Hey it's 2 minutes until your alarm goes off Here's the best dream you've ever had  Scumbag Brain

Remember that muffin I begged for this morning? Thanks. Oh also, now you're the fattest person on the planet.

Remember that muffin I begged for this morning? Thanks. Oh also, now you're the fattest person on the planet.    Scumbag Brain

Woke me up at 4:30 a.m. thinking of this meme

Woke me up at 4:30 a.m. thinking of this meme   Scumbag Brain

Can design anything, for anyone anytime... ...can't even design a simple logo for himself

Can design anything,
for anyone anytime... ...can't even design
a simple logo for himself  Scumbag Brain

trouble falling asleep? better start thinking about your breathing patterns and lying position

trouble falling asleep? better start thinking about your breathing patterns and lying position  Scumbag Brain

Lack of sleep forces you to bed Headache keeps you awake

Lack of sleep forces you to bed Headache keeps you awake  Scumbag Brain

Spend two hours trying on outfits Decide to wear what you were going to wear originally

Spend two hours trying on outfits Decide to wear what you were going to wear originally  Scumbag Brain
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