Scumbag Brain

Having sex for the first time since your ex? Why don't you just call this girl by her name.

Having sex for the first time since your ex? Why don't you just call this girl by her name.   Scumbag Brain

Oh you have a shit ton of things to do before your company comes in 30 minutes? Let's masturbate instead.

Oh you have a shit ton of things to do before your company comes in 30 minutes? Let's masturbate instead.   Scumbag Brain

Probably going to start eating healthy and excercising tomorrow... maybe! Better binge eat like there was no tomorrow, just in case. That'll get me off to a good start!

Probably going to start eating healthy and excercising tomorrow... maybe! Better binge eat like there was no tomorrow, just in case. That'll get me off to a good start!   Scumbag Brain

finally getting over the girl you love quick, let's dream about her for 3 nights in a row

finally getting over
the girl you love quick, let's dream about her
for 3 nights in a row  Scumbag Brain

Tricks you into thinking your period started 4 times. Doesn't tell you when you actually do.

Tricks you into thinking your period started 4 times. Doesn't tell you when you actually do.  Scumbag Brain

Don't have to go to school until 9:30 because of finals Allow me to get you up at the usual time anyway.

Don't have to go to school until 9:30 because of finals Allow me to get you up at the usual time anyway.  Scumbag Brain

Serious moment? Let's suddenly remember something hilarious

Serious moment? Let's suddenly remember something hilarious  Scumbag Brain

it's way to windy to go flying Oh well lets try anyway

it's way to windy to go flying Oh well lets try anyway  Scumbag Brain

makes you horribly depressed from losing everygame of league of legends must keep playing

makes you horribly depressed from losing everygame of league of legends must keep playing  Scumbag Brain

first time talking with the girl you like? sure, let's pretend that you are stuttering and retarded.

first time talking with the girl you like? sure, let's pretend that you are stuttering and retarded.  Scumbag Brain
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