Scumbag Brain

Can't keep eyes open outside of bed Can't keep eyes closed in bed

Can't keep eyes open outside of bed Can't keep eyes closed in bed  Scumbag Brain

Comes up with great ideas to post on reddit while going through the day Forgets every single one of them once on Reddit.

Comes up with great ideas to post on reddit while going through the day Forgets every single one of them once on Reddit.   Scumbag Brain

Need to get to sleep quickly, important day tomorrow It's 4AM. Wonders what your ex is doing

Need to get to sleep quickly, important day tomorrow It's 4AM. Wonders what your ex is doing   Scumbag Brain

makes you have the best dream ever only to depress the hell out of you in the morning

makes you have the best dream ever only to depress the hell out of you in the morning  Scumbag Brain

reset a password immediately remembers the old one.

reset  a password immediately remembers the old one.  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't believe in god screams "OH MY GOD" when surprised or startled

Doesn't believe in god screams

Presses LB to sprint Flashbangs self in face and gets killed

Presses LB to sprint Flashbangs self in face and gets killed  Scumbag Brain

Room too hot during class or important meeting: Can't stay awake Bedroom too hot: Can't stay asleep

Room too hot during class or important meeting: Can't stay awake Bedroom too hot: Can't stay asleep   Scumbag Brain

can have unlimited fantasies Dreams about chopping garlic

can have unlimited fantasies Dreams about chopping garlic  Scumbag Brain

DOING SOME PUBLIC SPEAKING? I'LL JUST GET RID OF ALL YOUR SALIVA TO MAKE THAT EASIER ON YOU

DOING SOME PUBLIC SPEAKING? I'LL JUST GET RID OF ALL YOUR SALIVA TO MAKE THAT EASIER ON YOU  Scumbag Brain
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