Scumbag Brain

Hey bro this would be the perfect time to ask for her number. Better not say anything

Hey bro this would be the perfect time to ask for her number.  Better not say anything  Scumbag Brain

almost forgets wedding anniversary "Hey, remember that girlfriend you had 10 years ago? it's her birthday soon"

almost forgets wedding anniversary

Hey, you know that really important thing you have to do tomorrow? Let me keep you awake all night thinking about it

Hey, you know that really important thing you have to do tomorrow? Let me keep you awake all night thinking about it   Scumbag Brain

Reminds you to wash your hands because they're dirty But not to grab your car keys before locking the door

Reminds you to wash your hands because they're dirty But not to grab your car keys before locking the door   Scumbag Brain

Oh you just got out of the shower? TIme to poop

Oh you just got out of the shower? TIme to poop  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you say you have a hard week ahead of you and need sleep? Well, let's rethink our existence first, shall we?

Oh, you say you have a hard week ahead of you and need sleep? Well, let's rethink our existence first, shall we?  Scumbag Brain

Needs to concentrate on the roads because of the bad weather "isn't the snow going over the windshield hypnotic?"

Needs to concentrate on the roads because of the bad weather

Graduates College 1 month before Graduation

Graduates College 1 month before Graduation  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up in the middle of the night for no fucking reason Someone is cutting a limb off? It's no big deal, bro

Wakes you up in the middle of the night for no fucking reason Someone is cutting a limb off? It's no big deal, bro  Scumbag Brain

Do you know if you have a brain? I dont know!

Do you know if you have a brain? I dont know!   Scumbag Brain
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