Scumbag Brain

Wow... It's really dark out. Time to go to sleep! I'll just remember some scary bedtime stories for you...

Wow... It's really dark out. Time to go to sleep! I'll just remember some scary bedtime stories for you...   Scumbag Brain

filled with logic and basic knowledge of modern medicine convinces you that your sore throat is cancer

filled with logic and basic knowledge of modern medicine convinces you that your sore throat is cancer  Scumbag Brain

Sober: I don't know you but lets fuck 2 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck 4 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck 6 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck 8 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck 10 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck

Sober: I don't know you but lets fuck
2 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck 
4 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck 6 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck
8 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck
10 Drinks: I don't know you but lets fuck  Scumbag Brain

You'll get ready faster While you're brushing your teeth

You'll get ready faster
 While you're brushing your teeth  Scumbag Brain

Oh masturbaiting is a natural part of life lets feel guilty about it anyway

Oh masturbaiting is a natural part of life lets feel guilty about it anyway  Scumbag Brain

Time to get off Reddit, bro. I'm bored, let's get on Reddit!

Time to get off Reddit, bro. I'm bored, let's get on Reddit!   Scumbag Brain

Wake up early? Why not just stay awake until then?

Wake up early? Why not just stay awake until then?  Scumbag Brain

404 Not Found.

404 Not Found.  Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up at 3am well rested, happy, and with multiple hours of sleep left slowly wakes you up from alarm angry and dead tired

Wakes you up at 3am well rested, happy, and with multiple hours of sleep left slowly wakes you up from alarm angry and dead tired  Scumbag Brain

Has correct answer on test bubbles in wrong answer on scantron anyway

Has correct answer on test bubbles in wrong answer on scantron anyway  Scumbag Brain
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