Scumbag Brain

Oh you're driving on a 100km/ph road? Ever wondered what it's like to throw yourself out of the car? I sure have!!

Oh you're driving on a 100km/ph road? Ever wondered what it's like to throw yourself out of the car? I sure have!!  Scumbag Brain

Trying to look at house addresses? Quick! Turn down the radio!

Trying to look at house addresses? Quick! Turn down the radio!  Scumbag Brain

I am a brain you think u would use me for once oh heck no i have a poop sack

I am a brain you think u would use me for once oh heck no i have a poop sack  Scumbag Brain

New song you like? Let's listen to it nonstop for 2 days. Then despise it afterwards.

New song you like?  Let's listen to it nonstop for 2 days. Then despise it afterwards.   Scumbag Brain

Boyfriend is going to football? Tell him to score some girls!

Boyfriend is going to football? Tell him to score some girls!  Scumbag Brain

JUST FALLING OFF TO SLEEP DID WE PUT THE ALARM ON?

JUST FALLING OFF TO SLEEP DID WE PUT THE ALARM ON?  Scumbag Brain

Trying to impress a super cute girl with jokes and topics you both like? Let me make you forget everything except that you seriously like this girl so you have nothing else to talk about but that, making this situation overly awkward and ending up with yo

Trying to impress a super cute girl with jokes and topics you both like? Let me make you forget everything except that you seriously like this girl so you have nothing else to talk about but that, making this situation overly awkward and ending up with yo  Scumbag Brain

Oh, look, isn't he perfect and impossible for you to get. Wouldn't it be a shame if you... Had a crush on him?

Oh, look, isn't he perfect and impossible for you to get. Wouldn't it be a shame if you...  Had a crush on him?  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're on call this week? Let's make sure you're awake all night to anticipate that call

Oh you're on call this week? Let's make sure you're awake all night to anticipate that call  Scumbag Brain

If all of the world lawyers were to lay end to end around the equator. The world would be a better place.

If all of the world lawyers were to lay end to end around the equator. The world would be a better place.  Scumbag Brain
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