Scumbag Brain

University alert message: Double stabbing in [building right near you]. Assailant possibly at large. "Let's go check it out!"

University alert message: Double stabbing in [building right near you]. Assailant possibly at large.

REMEMBER THAT CONFIDENCE YOU JUST HAD THAT YOU DELETED YOUR HISTORY BEFORE YOU GAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR LAPTOP? HERE, LET ME GET RID OF THAT FOR YOU

REMEMBER THAT CONFIDENCE YOU JUST HAD THAT YOU DELETED YOUR HISTORY BEFORE YOU GAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOUR LAPTOP? HERE, LET ME GET RID OF THAT FOR YOU   Scumbag Brain

Carbon is great according to carbon

Carbon is great according to carbon  Scumbag Brain

breain ate my balls

breain ate my balls   Scumbag Brain

Sit down to your favourite meal Randomly remembers the Jolly Rancher story

Sit down to your favourite meal Randomly remembers the Jolly Rancher story  Scumbag Brain

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text "bro, She probably chose this exact moment to stop talking to you forever"

Girl you've been seeing isn't currently responding to a text

is Lactose Intolerant "Dude lets drink some egg nog."

 is Lactose Intolerant

What's that smell? I love incest!

What's that smell? I love incest!  Scumbag Brain

Remember that embarrassing thing that you did in ninth grade? Let's dwell on it until you consider suicide

Remember that embarrassing thing that you did in ninth grade?  Let's dwell on it until you consider suicide  Scumbag Brain

Looking all over for my keys Forgot they were in my hand

Looking all over for my keys Forgot they were in my hand  Scumbag Brain
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