Scumbag Brain

knows you have the day off wakes you up at the exact time your alarm normally goes off

knows you have the day off wakes you up at the exact time your alarm normally goes off   Scumbag Brain

Feel squeaky clean after shower TIME TO POOP

Feel squeaky clean after shower TIME TO POOP  Scumbag Brain

Ok, focus. Homework only. Let's do this. Yeah bro I can hang out. Nah, Im not doing anything.

Ok, focus. Homework only. Let's do this. Yeah bro I can hang out. Nah, Im not doing anything.  Scumbag Brain

Almost time to get up and walk to next class? Let me do a quick check to see if you can get an erection

Almost time to get up and walk to next class? Let me do a quick check to see if you can get an erection  Scumbag Brain

Having a great time with your new girlfriend? Now let's just think of all the fun you had with your ex

Having a great time with your new girlfriend? Now let's just think of all the fun you had with your ex  Scumbag Brain

You're doing a presentation you haven't studied for? Here, the boner should do it

You're doing a presentation  you haven't studied for? Here, the boner should do it   Scumbag Brain

just turn the lights off, there's no one behind you actually there might be someone behind you

just turn the lights off, there's no one behind you actually there might be someone behind you  Scumbag Brain

"GETTING BORED WAITING FOR THIS PAGE TO LOAD?" "BETTER OPEN 8 MORE TABS"

Set alarm for 9:30 Let's wake up at 6, 7, and 8 in the morning just in case

Set alarm for 9:30 Let's wake up at 6, 7, and 8 in the morning just in case  Scumbag Brain

that looks like shit you should smell it, just to make sure

that looks like shit you should smell it, just to make sure  Scumbag Brain
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