Scumbag Brain

Girlfriend tells you she loves you Best thing it comes up with is Thanks

Girlfriend tells you she loves you Best thing it comes up with is Thanks  Scumbag Brain

Hey, here comes that cute girl Time to let out a wet fart

Hey, here comes that cute girl Time to let out a wet fart   Scumbag Brain

First day off in two weeks: remembers to shut off alarm wakes up 15 minutes before it goes off anyway Also, since you're awake, why not check reddit?

First day off in two weeks: remembers to shut off alarm wakes up 15 minutes before it goes off anyway Also, since you're awake, why not check reddit?  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you really want to sleep right now? Here's a bunch of random thoughts to stop you

Oh, you really want to sleep right now? Here's a bunch of random thoughts to stop you  Scumbag Brain

Oh hey you started your homework? Let's get go to sleep

Oh hey you started your homework? Let's get go to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Can't sleep because had too much caffeine Can't function without caffeine because didn't get enough sleep

Can't sleep because had too much caffeine  Can't function without caffeine because didn't get enough sleep   Scumbag Brain

Does everything it can to live Commits Suicide

Does everything it can to live Commits Suicide   Scumbag Brain

Can't recall vital information during test after hours of study knows entire pokerap

Can't recall vital information during test after hours of study knows entire pokerap  Scumbag Brain

You feel depressed because you're so fat? Eating will definitely make you feel better.

You feel depressed because you're so fat? Eating will definitely make you feel better.   Scumbag Brain

Driving to work in the morning? Time to think about what you might say at your dad's funeral.

Driving to work in the morning? Time to think about what you might say at your dad's funeral.  Scumbag Brain
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