Scumbag Brain

03:00 in bed "Hey, you know that problem you havent been able to solve all day?" "Here's the solution."

03:00 in bed

I've gone almost a whole da... ...I just lost the game!

I've gone almost a whole da... ...I just lost the game!   Scumbag Brain

it's dangerous to go alone here take this boner with you

it's dangerous to go alone here take this boner with you   Scumbag Brain

hey man, i can store 2.5 petabytes of information your keys? where the fuck would i know where you put them?

hey man, i can store 2.5 petabytes of information your keys? where the fuck would i know where you put them?  Scumbag Brain

Request Trent Reznor AMA two years ago Bro, just look at reddit before bed.

Request Trent Reznor AMA two years ago Bro, just look at reddit before bed.  Scumbag Brain

Procrastinating until the last day to study for final Hey let's google "how to stop procrastinating"

Procrastinating until the last day to study for final Hey let's google

Oh, you're about to go to the doctor to have a physical? Here have an erection

Oh, you're about to go to the doctor to have a physical? Here have an erection  Scumbag Brain

is fully aware that it is ash wednesday still makes you do awkward double-takes at people with ashes on forehead

is fully aware that it is ash wednesday still makes you do awkward double-takes at people with ashes on forehead  Scumbag Brain

Oh your first day of uni is tomorrow? here, have a giant inflamed zit on the tip of your nose

Oh your first day of uni is tomorrow? here, have a giant inflamed zit on the tip of your nose  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of dozens of games to play during finals week. Bored during summer break.

Thinks of dozens of games to play during finals week. Bored during summer break.  Scumbag Brain
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