Scumbag Brain

What's that? You're about to leave the house and are actually running on time for once? Time to poop.

What's that? You're about to leave the house and are actually running on time for once? Time to poop.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you hate that girl? Guess you're gonna have a crush on her.

Oh, you hate that girl? Guess you're gonna have a crush on her.  Scumbag Brain

Trying to forget that girl you were in love with? Let's find women who look like her everywhere we go

Trying to forget that girl you were in love with? Let's find women who look like her everywhere we go  Scumbag Brain

Stayed up late and is tired all day Is no longer tired and stays up late again

Stayed up late and is tired all day  Is no longer tired and stays up late again  Scumbag Brain

Wants to go to sleep Remembers every horror film you have ever seen

Wants to go to sleep Remembers every horror film you have ever seen  Scumbag Brain

Late for class Directs you to the wrong building

Late for class Directs you to the wrong building  Scumbag Brain

Thinking about something? guess what? Now you're thinking about sex

Thinking about something? guess what? Now you're thinking about sex  Scumbag Brain

Show goes to commercial Forgets what you're watching

Show goes to commercial Forgets what you're watching  Scumbag Brain

surfing the internet: a few more hours wouldn't hurt studying for finals: why don't you close your eyes for a few minutes?

surfing the internet: a few more hours wouldn't hurt studying for finals: why don't you close your eyes for a few minutes?  Scumbag Brain

Chapped lips? Just lick em, brah.

Chapped lips? Just lick em, brah.  Scumbag Brain
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